Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

The French Prince of Bel-Air, also known as Marquisé dé Willé Jacqués Smithé dé Sadé was a French-Quebecois hybrid, son of Charles De Gaulle and Hetrosoks king, he was well respected and loved by those around him. A supporter of Macedonia, a part of the The New Macedonian Empire and a devout follower of Bog, the Macedonian Orthodox God, he was well respected by everyone and everything in his life, as stated. His personality justified this, as he was pure and kind-hearted, promising to remain a virgin until his marriage to 72 women. Despite his pure heart, he was born with a defect - Due to his melanin, he was incapable of accessing Macedonian Energy and always felt quite bad about it, stress eating baguettes, smoking cigarettes, and drinking fine wines to forget about his issues.

Unfortunately for him, and everyone else, LeAdolf Blackler caused trouble up in his neighborhood, as Marquisé dé Willé Jacqués Smithé dé Sadé beat him in a game of basketball and told him not to say the n-word while fucking donkeys around school children. This, of course, enraged LeAdolf, who proceeded to start chasing him around and hiring the IRS to assassinate him. Attempting to hide away in the Eiffel Tower, where his relative, Uncle Penois Phillip lived, he watched as Uncle Penois was brutally murdered by having a train hit him mid-air. In shock and unable to move, he couldn't fight back as LeAdolf threw him out of orbit and fed his remains to gayreeks and poor children in Angola. The Anti-Racist and Anti-Bestiality G-Man swore to avenge him after getting LeAdolf to confess, tricking him into having sex with gayreeks, which lead to the rectum cancer that plagued LeAdolf.