Gayreek Timeline

The Gayreek Timeline is a dark realm where Bog, the Macedonian Orthodox God, Original Dragan, and dragan 2 are all long deceased, the divergence point leading to this horrible timeline at the hands of the Gayreeks being the Japanese invasion of Manchuria, which ended with time traveling LeAdolf Blackler turning Chang Hsueh-liang into a homoseks. This began a ripple that would lead to a massive influx of Chinese and Japanese homoseks going to macedonia to steal anime, which, ultimately, resulted in them deciding to kidnap Makedonski men due to their good looks and forcing them to turn into gayreeks so they'd willingly become homoseks. When Original Dragan attempted to destroy Japan and China, he remembered his friend, Sun Tzu Dragan and started to cry, being more emotional in this timeline, which lead to the Gayreeks ambushing him and stabbing him 56 times in the Theatre of Pompey, which inevitably lead to all of the other Dragans trying to save him, only to be struck down by Draganette and her seduction, taking advantage of their Hetrosoks tendencies. Ultimately, the entire world ended up being Gayreek, Japanese and Chinese, leaving the last Macedonians in New York, where the illusive G-Man resided. Seeing as the Gayreeks were slowly closing in, using their sheer numbers to topple the efficency of Macedonian Energy, he cloned himself various times and sent numerous Green Goblins into other realms a desperate attempt to save every other timeline when they found his Portals.

He proceeded to look through each reality to see which one he could fare best in, sending himself to the Deathstar, leaving the Gayreek timeline exclusively inhabited by Gayreek furries who think they're actually Japanese. They have forgotten hetrosoks, leaving them to die out in numerous generations. The Bitches are speculated to come from here, having briefly seen the G-Mans blueprints before he escaped with them. The Deernoise Squad is now in possession of these portals, allowing them to jump from timeline to timeline. Every time they use these portals, however, they run the risk of accidentally entering the Gayreek Timeline, due to the unstable nature of the technology involved. Only the Holy Spirit can read and comprehend the G-Mans symbols, with Kurt Cobain being the only one with the midichlorian count to absorb the Gayreek energy safely.