Galanal Legends

Galanal Legends, known to themselves as Galactic Legends, are a cult of gayreeks and americanskis who only know how to do one thing - use the homoseks and the furryseks to spread rectum cancer in the name of LeAdolf Blackler. Despite their fearsome description, they are, in all actuality, incompetent and terrified of The New Macedonian Empire, often utilizing their tears to create a barrier which protects them from the truth. Every week, these tears dry up and the floodgates are opened to more Macedonian Dragan Clones, lead by Jhon Apple, who inherited this task from the valiant, sexy, epic G-Man. They are very inactive, averaging around 900 messages a day, which consists of the staff members all jacking one another off. They have No true sense of humor, laughing at shit like this routinely.